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A man wearing a black short-sleeve t-shirt with a small white hand graphic on the left chest, paired with light blue jeans, standing against a solid gray background. #black
  • A man wearing a black short-sleeve t-shirt with a small white hand graphic on the left chest, paired with light blue jeans, standing against a solid gray background. #black
  • A man modeling a black short-sleeve t-shirt with a small white graphic on the left chest, paired with light blue jeans and white sneakers, against a neutral gray studio background. #black
  • A man with a mullet hairstyle and mustache wearing a black short-sleeve t-shirt and light blue jeans, photographed from the back against a light gray studio background. #black
  • Close-up of a person wearing a black crewneck t-shirt with a white hand graphic showing the middle finger on the left chest, set against a neutral gray background. #black
  • A man modeling a white short-sleeve t-shirt with a small black circular logo on the left chest, paired with light blue jeans and white sneakers, against a solid gray studio background. #white
  • A man with a mullet hairstyle and mustache, shown from the back wearing a plain white short-sleeve t-shirt and light blue jeans, against a solid gray studio background. #white
  • A close-up of a person wearing a white crew-neck t-shirt with a small black outline graphic of a middle finger on the left chest. #white
  • A man wearing a black short-sleeve t-shirt with a small white hand graphic on the left chest, paired with light blue jeans, standing against a solid gray background. #black
  • A man modeling a black short-sleeve t-shirt with a small white graphic on the left chest, paired with light blue jeans and white sneakers, against a neutral gray studio background. #black
  • A man with a mullet hairstyle and mustache wearing a black short-sleeve t-shirt and light blue jeans, photographed from the back against a light gray studio background. #black
  • Close-up of a person wearing a black crewneck t-shirt with a white hand graphic showing the middle finger on the left chest, set against a neutral gray background. #black
  • A man modeling a white short-sleeve t-shirt with a small black circular logo on the left chest, paired with light blue jeans and white sneakers, against a solid gray studio background. #white
  • A man with a mullet hairstyle and mustache, shown from the back wearing a plain white short-sleeve t-shirt and light blue jeans, against a solid gray studio background. #white
  • A close-up of a person wearing a white crew-neck t-shirt with a small black outline graphic of a middle finger on the left chest. #white
Kind Regards Tee

Kind Regards Tee

$28.00
$28.00

From across the room it's a logo. Up close it's a statement, and the double-take in between is the whole point. Soft 100% cotton, cut to be the tee you reach for twice a week.

Model is 5'10" wearing size XL.
Size
Color

0 wordsunderstood in every language

30 daysfree returns, zero interrogation

100% cottonsoft, preshrunk, true to size
Size chart
Size Chest (flat) Length
S 20" / 51 cm 27.5" / 70 cm
M 21.5" / 55 cm 28.5" / 72 cm
L 23" / 58 cm 29.5" / 75 cm
XL 24.5" / 62 cm 30.5" / 77 cm
2XL 26" / 66 cm 31.5" / 80 cm
3XL 27.5" / 70 cm 32.25" / 82 cm

Measured laid flat. True to size, unisex fit. Between sizes? Size up, the mullet needs room.
Fabric & care

100% combed ring-spun cotton, side-seamed, preshrunk. Wash cold, inside out, hang dry. Treated right, the print outlasts trends, phones, and most relationships.
Shipping & returns

Ships in 2–5 business days with tracking. 30-day free returns and exchanges. Wrong size, wrong color, changed your mind? No questions, we fix it.

The only risk is attention.

Professionally filmed. Against everyone's advice.

The shirt is not a joke.

You'll reach for it twice a week. You won't explain why.

Wore it to Sunday dinner. My grandmother blessed herself, then asked for one in white.

Marta K.

Quality actually slaps. Collar survived twenty washes.

Dev S.

Docking points because strangers keep starting conversations with me about it. Otherwise perfect.

Jamie R.

Bought one as a gag gift. He wears it more than anything I've actually put thought into lol.

Priya T.

Holds shape well and survived the dryer I was told not to use. The finger is a bonus.

Connor B.

My boss asked where I got it. My boss's boss asked me to stop wearing it on Zoom. Ten out of ten.

Lena W.

Third one I've bought. Two for me, one for my dad. He's 68 and calls it his church shirt.

Sam O.

Fits like it costs three times more. The finger gets a laugh every single time.

Nadia F.

Wore it to the gym. Made two friends and one enemy. Perfect ratio.

Tomas E.

Shipping was quick, print is crisp. Would be five stars if my roommate stopped taking it.

Kayla M.

"The only risk is attention" is no joke. You'll get stopped every time you wear it.

Jordan P.

Bought the white one too. My camera roll is now 40% mirror pics. No regrets.

Ines R.

It's a shirt with a tiny middle finger on it and somehow it's my most complimented piece of clothing.

Marcus D.

Wore it to a music festival, never had so many people come up to me before.

Steph V.

Got it as a joke for my brother. He wore it to my wedding rehearsal. 10/10 would gift again.

Aaron L.

Softer than the constant stares you're gonna get.

Dani K.

Questions people actually asked

Is that… a middle finger?
Yes. It keeps to itself until someone looks twice.
What if it doesn't fit?
Free size exchanges and returns for 30 days. No forms that ask "why" in six different ways. It didn't fit, that's the whole story.
Will the print crack or fade?
Not if you wash cold, inside out, and hang dry. The opinion is permanent.
Who's the big guy in the red tracksuit?
Boris. He runs Pump Palace. Pray he does not run into you.
Is Dicky real?
Legally, no. Spiritually, more than most people you follow.